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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Wolfjob.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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