Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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