What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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think twice or at least think

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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