Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Badabing.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

arena football

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Koalas mum is a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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