knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

women's rights.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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