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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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