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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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