Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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hi joshua

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A blind man watches TV

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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