What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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