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  • Its very simple, the number adds up to 14, which is the same number of dicks the author has in his ass right now

  • ha we all need to get a life really we spend our day looking up anti jokes i mean theyre funny but really........

  • The actual joke is: A man and is friend go to a joke telling convention. It is the man's first time at one of these bit his friend goes to them regularly. They get there and everyone is just saying numbers and then laughing as if a joke was told. The man, very confused asks, "What is so funny?" the man's friend explains, "to save money, we just assigned each joke a number." Then, someone shouted out, "149!" and everyone laughed much louder than the other numbers. "What was so funny about that one?" the man asked. His friend replied, "They've never heard that one before."

  • bitch made

  • Monster poo

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa tee hee hee hee tee hee *sigh* I need a life.

  • Almost as funny as 137

  • you know whats better than 149? 150 (:

  • i thought of somthing better than 24... pft 25!

  • no

  • Explanation: This is an anti-joke website, the number 149 is not the actual joke, therefore it conforms to the situation in hand very nicely due to not actually being funny in accepted society but on this website can be viewed as being humourous. If not by some people.

  • someone stop the laughter and give a little explanation ok?!

  • I was the 149th like!!

  • haa, '149'~ i love spaghetti ;)

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... I don't get it::-|

  • Wow you guys are stupid.. See it's funny because it's a number

  • i dont get it

  • AGAIN ANOTHER NUMBER WHY???!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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