- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Guest what in the butt

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

i like men but im not gay

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