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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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