What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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