- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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