- Anti Joke

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Two women were sitting quietly.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats green and lives in the water

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.