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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock Knock.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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