- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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