roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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This is an anti- joke

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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