Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A Mormon walks into a bar

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Anti Joke

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