What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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my whole life!

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Swag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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