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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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