Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A woman wears a dress.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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