Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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