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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

The holocaust

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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