What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

The holocaust

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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