- Anti Joke

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.