- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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