- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red, yup.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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