- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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