- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Potassium? K.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

my wife out of the kitchen

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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