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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Pickles are powerful

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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