ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

do you have a wife?

Mooses

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Yellow People !!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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