- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Christ is a conspiracy

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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