If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Bob Saget that is all

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