- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

woman's rights

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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