Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

why does the man appear fat he is

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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