yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Ben Corbishley

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Granny porn!

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris.

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