- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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