- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Women's Rights

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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