- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Fat people

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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