If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Women's Rights

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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