Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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kathryn atkins

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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kennah campion when she talks

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