- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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