Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Guest what in the butt

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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