- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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