- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A man died.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I am quite mature.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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