why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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