- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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