Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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