- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

women sports....

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Christianity.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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