- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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