- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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