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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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