- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

I asked her where you were.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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