what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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aodhan hearty

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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The cream, it is coming

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why? Why not?

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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The Colts this year.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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