- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Your face is hilarious.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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