- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Everybody will die

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Sixty... eight

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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