What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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woman's rights

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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