- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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