Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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