I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

whats black and strange a paki

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

This is not a joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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