What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

I love pissing people off :P

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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