- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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