Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Caramel Boing.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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