- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

knock knock whos there? nobody

child labor

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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