- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

N-E Pats never cheated

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

can you touch your toes? no

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