- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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