Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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