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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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