- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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