- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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