What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Golf.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

wanna here a joke? you.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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