Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Dyslexia ruels!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

I'm Polish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A hill billy went fishing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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