- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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