What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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