- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How old are you? 7

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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