- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what came first the chicken or the chips

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

nolan is gay

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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