there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...