Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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