Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Women's rights

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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