name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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