Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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