What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Weaner

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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