What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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