- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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