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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Roses are red.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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