What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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