- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what came first the chicken or the chips

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

nolan is gay

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??