- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How come anti jokes r funny

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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