what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Weaner

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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