a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Women's rights

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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