- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Womans baksetball...

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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