- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

PENIS that is all

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

an ethopian thanksgiving

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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