- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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