why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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