- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Take part of what?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Anyone can post anything.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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