Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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