whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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I asked her where you were.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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