An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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