- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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