why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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su algato es en fuego

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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