There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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