Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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