- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Democracy.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

woman's rights

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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