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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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