- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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