- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Who is big and stupid My brother

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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