- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Women's Rights

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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