- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Get on the boat.

I am quite mature.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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