i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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i dont fisish anythi

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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