- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

I'm rick james bitch

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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