A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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PENIS that is all

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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