- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Get on the boat.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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