If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Robin, get in the car, please.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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