Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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I'm rick james bitch

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anyone can post anything.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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