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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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