knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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