- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...