- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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