How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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