What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

women's rights

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A muslim paints Mohammed

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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