- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How high is the sky? True or False

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

I love pissing people off :P

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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