I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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