- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

XD Jackass.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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