What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sir, your wife is dead

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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