- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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