A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Anti Joke

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