- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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