Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Gus's mom

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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