- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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