- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

im not black, im Joseph Kony

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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