- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Your mother is so fat.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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