- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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