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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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