- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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