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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Adam Chebali is awesome

hers a joke... japanese people

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Get on the boat.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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