how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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