- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

q ggggggggggggggggg

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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