Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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