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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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