What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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