- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

poopy is poopy

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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