Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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