- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

a man makes a bad joke

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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