What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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