- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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