- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

TIMMY

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I <3 Hitler

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