What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Water? I hardly know her.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Do the roar!

A woman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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