- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

So, this joke isn't funny.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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