What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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I'm Polish.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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