We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Steve Jobs is alive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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