Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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this website is a bad joke

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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