- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Link ate ink to make him sink.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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