mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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