Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm Polish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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