Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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