- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

nolan is gay

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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