- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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