haha

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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kk

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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