- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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