Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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