- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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You know what's funny? Rape

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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