Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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