What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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