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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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