Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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AIDS.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Anti Joke

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