did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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this website is a bad joke

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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#IHateHashtags

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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