how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Justin beiber's penis

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Tall asians

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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