- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

every knight i see an owl at window

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