- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I'm tired.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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