- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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