- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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