Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A young baby died.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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