- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

This is a joke.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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