A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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