Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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