A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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