Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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