- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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