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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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