Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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