- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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