When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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