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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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