Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Racial Equality

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

brock has small hands for a small job

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

a black man pays his child support

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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